When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it
Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.
by OneFuckingStorm May 4, 2023
Get the toe fungus sandwich mug.it is big, large, crusty, yellow all round the outside, it smells like out of date pasta -and shania likes to like it so does her best friend OH
omg shanias big toe is even more yellow than yesterday
omg guys did u hear about all the crust falling off of shanias big toe
omg guys did u hear about all the crust falling off of shanias big toe
by an s1 from braes April 27, 2020
Get the shanias big toe mug.The act of two people sitting in a bathtub facing each other while exchanging big toe penetration into each other’s buttholes and making a ship horn sound.
So I heard Lee and Wayne have been in the bathroom big toe tugboating all night.
Wow! That was some awesome BTTB!!
Wow! That was some awesome BTTB!!
by Captaincrank March 23, 2020
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Get the Toe Nail Legend mug.a national day where you get to pinch someone with your toes as hard as you can bc it hurts like hell.
My friend toe pinched me so hard today, but i couldn’t make it stop because it’s a national toe-pinching day!
by colby jack cheese July 25, 2021
Get the Toe-Pinching Day mug.A game that is similar to Tic Tac Toe but instead of three in a row you need to get 2 in a row.
THE RULES:
You need to get two marks in a row.
You can replace other players marks with your own.
THE RULES:
You need to get two marks in a row.
You can replace other players marks with your own.
1. Hey do you want to play Deo-Tac-Toe?
2. So in Deo-Tac-Toe I can actually get rid of your marks and place mine.
2. So in Deo-Tac-Toe I can actually get rid of your marks and place mine.
by Kiyo0120 February 16, 2022
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