Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 29, 2018

Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

Coach Ham Lamb

The coach that makes the girls pull their shorts down in gym class. THE WORST COACH EVER!!!!!!!!

Coach Ham Lam: Girls come here
Me and my friends: What do you want now?
Coach Ham Lamb: Don't wear those shorts again!!!

by You're_a_whore November 19, 2019

Gutter-Spank Ham

A trashy hood rat, could be the project's could be a trailer park.

Look at that "Gutter-spank ham" riding by on her bike.

by Hooknbook September 15, 2020

ham before banned

Becoming intoxicated before college marching band practice

Joker: Lets go ham before banned

by Sandals1384 September 21, 2012

Drop the ham

To have sex. Basically the same as “lay pipe.”

“Hey Silas, you wanna come over and drop the ham on me?”
“Sure thing! Be right over!”

by MissMoPR December 4, 2021

Smoked Ham

A half black half white kid.

Looks like Jodi and Jerome are going to have a smoked ham for Christmas.

by Stuckinher September 27, 2011