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gingers. the bottom of the food chain, i suppose. where did they come from? nobody knows. except i, Master Ginger Orgy. You see, long ago, as the galaxies formed, a spectacle was seen, a small red flicker shooting off into the distance. Upon further inspection, it could be seen that this flicker began to evolve. Long, red strands of hair-like straw began to dance with space’s nonexistent winds. Over time, these strands isolated from each other, each taking on its own death mission to infiltrate humanity with ginger dickheads. A large clump of this hair was found in a solar system located 6900000000000000 light years away, scientists are looking into this further but are currently calling this Gingerus Orgyamus. Rest assured, a minuscule amount of hair travelled to our planet, Earth, where it germinated a small soul floating in endless terror. This soul was birthed by a forlorn mother who goes by the name Imogen Sheeran. This hair infected her through the womb, making her hair a reddish/strawberry blonde colour. The child that popped out her pussy was found to be containing the soul in which had been germinated. This man was… Ed Sheeran.
Ed Sheeran: I’m in love with the shape of you, i’m gonna make society ginger too.
by JustYourLocalDruggie June 2, 2022
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Ossian Ginger

by 123SexyBitch November 11, 2019
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ginger mick

A female with natural red hair, referring to her pubic hair
Looking through a catalogue with models in see through underwear, you may spot a blonde.... "She's not a natural blonde, she's a ginger mick"

Arguing with a red head "fuck you Ginger Mick"
by Ginger Mick June 24, 2015
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Ginger

The evilest thing to exist. When you see one run.
Joe: yo the girl has orange hair, oh she’s a ginger.
Mama: run.
by SHASTINAISHOT November 23, 2021
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Undercover Ginger

A brunette whose facial or body hair is red revealing their ginger roots.
"Did you see Michael Fassbender since he grew a beard?"

"Yep - I had no idea he was an undercover ginger"
by Keemer December 13, 2012
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Ginger Jag

A sexy female ginger with or without freckles.
by JosieGinger March 11, 2014
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Ginger

A virgin who's sad and alone. Commonly related to depressed niggas.
God: Yo is that Jim? Satan: No that's my pet, his name's Ginger.
by Hentai Reviewer October 1, 2019
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