wood stroker

A person who doesn't have a clue about building materials or how to work with them. Often times will gaze at natural defects in a piece of timber trying to outsmart a knot or wayne. May also get so excited about a certain species of timber that they may lick, or possibly sniff the piece of lumber.

Did you see the wood stroker in aisle five? He has been looking for a single piece of cedar for 20 minutes! I think he was even sniffing it.

by Upstate Dude June 17, 2020

wack my wood

Jack off , masturbate

I'm gonna wack my wood before my parents come back

by ill tom reem October 10, 2013

wood

Cold caller/Lead generator that failed to produce honest or legit work lead leaving the representative of the company empty when recalling the prospect

Brad produced a wood; did he do an honest days work on any calls?

by Lcamy July 8, 2024

thatcher woods

the most bussin function in the land post corona. Bring your drugs because it’s time to party. Be prepared to nature pee and have nightly visits from the local police.

Guy: Did you hear about people going to thatcher woods?
Guy 2: yea I heard the baddest bitches in town hang out there and it’s bussin

by Bodacious O September 12, 2020

ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

He’s a shadow man who haunts the surrounding areas of Holly Parkway and Laurel Lane in Williamstown, New Jersey he is described too have no facial features but he does wear a slenderman type suit and he likes too hide behind trees and spook visitors with footsteps and growls. He is considered a demonic entity. He typically hides from aware children but is somewhat open too ghost hunters.

That’s ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas

The who?

The ShadowMan of New Jersey Parkway Wooded areas he haunts the area

by I play Skyrim September 7, 2023

goin tiger woods

when a woman goes "nuts" and destroys her mans "stuff"

damn that girl was goin tiger woods on that guys car.

man that girl went tiger woods on him.

by J420C April 4, 2010

josie woods

josie woods, josie woods means the best person ever . josie is still stuck on her ex. her ex loves her .josie dated this ex 5
times. we are talking. don’t date ur ex.😹

“don’t date your ex like JOSIE WOODS”

by josie woods May 24, 2022