The Ol Joseph Smith

When you get head from a Mormon girl

My buddy went to Utah for the holidays and was telling me about how he got The Ol Joseph Smith. He said she could suck the shine off a Cadillac.

by Tyler Ovist November 26, 2024

Jude smith

People named Jude Smith ugly failures that make peoples day worse by existing and have a microscopic dick.

I treasure the time i don’t spend with Jude Smith.

by TheTruthAndOnlyTheTruth100% December 10, 2022

Nolan Smith

Ugly rat that no one likes and cheats on girls and leaves them for there best friend

“did you know that Nolan Smith is around?”
“WHAT NO YOU KNOW WHAT HE’LL DO?”

by lalaloopsieland22 December 8, 2019

smith

One of the most common last names.

"Smith has been the most common last name since 1990, i can't believe it!"

by zooooooooooooo February 28, 2017

New Man Smith

A School for all of the rich white kids whose dads tickle their assholes with all the privilege in the world. Believe it or not, they are actually good at something such as (Spending thousands of dollars on cars, Calling the police on anyone that's not white, Being entitled brats). But they are also not good at things like (Any form of physical activities, Being a good person, and having a personality).

Person 1: Hey new kid. Welcome to New Man Smith. How rich is your family
Person 2: Not very. We are going through a rough patch
Person 1: Get out

by Wyvrv January 21, 2022

Edward Smith-Stanley

The UK's richest-ever prime minister, Edward Smith-Stanley, 14th Earl of Derby, was the head of government for three terms during the 1850s and 1860s, and goes down in history as the longest-serving leader of the Conservative Party. The aristocrat, who was a major landowner, had a fortune of some $9.3 million, which in today's money amounts to $1.3 billion (£1bn).

Edward Smith-Stanley, 12th Earl of Derby

by Thetopman February 3, 2021

Daniel Smith

Daniel Smith is a ufc fighter born and bred to be Conor Mcregor one day. Dan loves his family and his finger friends. Dan is a weird guy who can be okay sometimes, but if you tell him to chill or call him a pogeon he is like a “devil that has long been caged.”

1.I just met a dan and that’s it really.
Dan is an awesome guy who needs to chill.
Daniel Smith needs to chill

by Guy11223344556677889900 May 27, 2018