uncle mack

An older male who gives solid advice, and sayings on life to a younger man.

My { Uncle Mack} told me,"You wont remember every girl you kissed boy, but you'll remember every good dog you ever had" he was right!

by matlock1 November 13, 2017

Uncle Gush

Heaving Hoop

Geez, I woke up this morning with an Uncle Gush.

by leakyhoop420 October 10, 2020

Uncle Ray’s Ways

Repetitive Boundary breaking.

Manipulative blame displacement.

Blatant disrespect.

Assumes everyone possesses his caliber of ignorance.

Xbestie: “Aww hell, Uncle Ray’s Ways be at it again!”

Sigma Bitch: “I’m above Uncle Ray’s Ways!”

by Sunshine4750 September 05, 2024

Uncle Magne

The act of placing ones foot inside the rectum of a fellow human

Tobias has been away from school for three days after Jonathan gave him a solid Uncle Magne

by Bañokazooie January 24, 2019

uncle russ

Most valuable uncle of Forest Lake, MN. He drives a white 2003 H2 Hummer. He looks like Uncle Si from Duck Dynasty.

Uncle Russ got a hummer in a hummer.

by bigfoot889 June 02, 2017

uncle steve

uncle steve is someone you care deeply for

person 1: „you’re my uncle steve!“
person 2 „aww ty uncle steve“

by ronnieronronron November 20, 2024

Uncle Gertrude

Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile

Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!

by Pedro bumford April 08, 2019