Gimme-Turkey  

A bowling reference to the turkey that should have happened. Defined by bowling a 0 spare followed by two strikes.

0/XX

Damn, I bowled a 0/XX. Just give me a gimme-turkey on my score card.

Gimme-Turkey by monkeymanta February 23, 2009

California Turkey Wrap 

A popular sandwich served at TooJays restaurant chain that consists of tabulah, mass amounts of turkey meat, lettuce on a spinach wrap with a little bit of cream cheese. What this has to do with California, I'll never know...

Eddie: "Hey, do you want a California Turkey wrap or a cheeseburger?"

Nick: "Do I LOOK like I'm from California? Get me a cheeseburger!"

California Turkey Wrap by antandtheaardvark March 26, 2009

Bush Turkey 

The action of taking a female/male companion to an area of thick vegetation and performing a "turkey slap".

John: I took Sally to the forest yesterday and gave her a bush turkey.

Bush Turkey by Nick Hairdryer October 26, 2010

Plump Turkey 

When you make a girl eat alot and shove your dick down her throat until she throws up.

"Dude, i just fed my girlfriend so much cake, then she deep throated me, and I held her down until she threw up; it was the best Plump Turkey, ever.

Plump Turkey by Dracanic November 25, 2010

Bush Turkey 

A man who is not competent while whistling to the wheatfield. Someone who can't perform Colonel Angus. A man who despite his best efforts simply cannot do a good job of eating out.

George Costanza: "I was South of the Border last night and she gave me... the tap". He must have been a real Bush Turkey.

Bush Turkey by bushturkey01 November 14, 2011

lamb and turkey 

1. Can be used as an insult
2. Can be used as a thing to shout for no reason.
3. Has to be pronounced in a scottish-irish farmer accent.
4. A way to sneak in poison (see le matt)
5. Something to get jolly over.

Teacher: Get outside John!
(Teacher walks outside)
Fred: "LAMB AND TURKEY!"
Everyone: HA HA HA HA!
Fred: John is a piece of lamb and turkey!
Everyone: HA HA HA HA!

lamb and turkey by The Forgotten March 17, 2005

Must Have the Turkey 

The only reason anyone should speed and drive like a maniac on a holiday. It's assumed the reckless driver must have been responsible for bringing the turkey and is running late to the dinner. Turkey can be replaced with any important holiday feast dish.

Damn, he must have the turkey!

Must Have the Turkey by daluved1 November 28, 2010