it is big, large, crusty, yellow all round the outside, it smells like out of date pasta -and shania likes to like it so does her best friend OH
omg shanias big toe is even more yellow than yesterday
omg guys did u hear about all the crust falling off of shanias big toe
omg guys did u hear about all the crust falling off of shanias big toe
by an s1 from braes April 27, 2020
The act of two people sitting in a bathtub facing each other while exchanging big toe penetration into each other’s buttholes and making a ship horn sound.
So I heard Lee and Wayne have been in the bathroom big toe tugboating all night.
Wow! That was some awesome BTTB!!
Wow! That was some awesome BTTB!!
by Captaincrank March 23, 2020
When You attach a girls toes to a large drill, then put your dick in her toes than start the drill, creating an orgasmic experience
Kathy game me the toe twister 2000 last night and it was better than any foot job I’ve ever gotten from a slut
by M-RetinaDis-PlayJ69 June 09, 2018
Man, my boss already has TBS - Toe Blindness Syndrome, but he's still eating out of the vending machine.
by bing's wai July 01, 2011
by skrambled February 06, 2015
When you masterbate a woman with your feet her orgasm causes a reaction with your toe nails and makes them turn green.. then you clip them and put them in a shot of teriyaki and drink it
Guy 1:I had such a great time with my girlfriend last night we celebrated with a toe fungus sandwich!
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.
Guy 2:Is that like athletes foot?
Guy 1: Yeah masterbate her with your toe and if it turns green, cut the nail and take it with a shot of teriyaki.
by OneFuckingStorm May 04, 2023
Did you see Matthew's "Man-mel Toe"?
No...but, Why is Aunt Gladys laying on the floor?
She passed out after seeing Matthew's "Man-mel Toe"!
No...but, Why is Aunt Gladys laying on the floor?
She passed out after seeing Matthew's "Man-mel Toe"!
by AANDZ October 15, 2011