I don't know why I have these goggles

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"

Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...

by Cephiroth May 15, 2010

Well At Least I Still Have My Personality

A phrase said by a random fish in spongebob after he got blasted by Hiroshima in volcano form.

Fish: Hey SpongeBob!...
*Volcano blows up in his face, making him all burnt up and steamed*
Fish: Well At Least I Still Have My Personality.

by EpicCollision June 14, 2017

You have no chance to survive, make your time

A word of engrish. It comes from the All your base are belong to us craze.

Commonly coming after "What you say ??", this line is a sign that they will be dooomed.

"Take off every 'ZIG'" is the next line.

What you say ?? I'm going to make sure that you have no chance to survive, make your time !! Ha ha ha.

Take off every 'ZIG'

by Cheshil March 20, 2004

have the because 😂😂😂😂😆

you either speak becausenese or you watch Ribs.

Person 1: Hey I found this new youtuber called Ribs and their videos is so funny!!1
Person 2: ok
Person 1: There was this noob who said "have the because 😂😂😂😂😆
Person 2: ok

by LavaMelxn September 10, 2021

you can't have your cake and eat it too

This phrase is easier to understand if it is read as "You can't eat your cake, and have it too". Obviously once you've eaten your cake, you won't have it any more. Used for expressing the impossibility of having something both ways, if those two ways conflict.

He works so hard to pay for that fancy house of his that he never has any time to stay home and enjoy it.

Yeah, you can't have your cake and eat it too.

by bmiles October 1, 2006

have you ever heard of among us, gregory?

a among us meme from five night at freddy's: security breach

gregory, do you see the small vent on the floor? have you ever heard of among us, gregory? you need to vent. i know it will be hard for you to be sus but i know you can do it gregory.

by Cosmq February 9, 2022

what do you have your elbows in?

It's a metaphor for asking what someone is up to or doing

Friend: i'm bored and i have nothing to do right now. What do you have your elbows in?

by cinnamonxsticks November 15, 2011