Steffan Thomas

Appointed mayor of freakytown in the 2024 mayoral election, residents claim he drives a small blue hatchback named, The Freakmobile

Yo did you hear they appointed that freaky guy Steffan Thomas as the new mayor of freakytown?!

by JDPTURBO May 6, 2024

Holly Thomas

The most beautiful girl, so loyal, so funny, smart, hard worker. She will never screw you over. She is always honest and will never intentionally hurt you.

I need a friend like Holly Thomas.

by prettybadbitch August 12, 2019

Thomas Jefferson

American statesman, diplomat, lawyer, architect, philosopher and Founding Father.
3rd President of the United States (1801-1809)

Thomas Jefferson was the third President of the United States.

by slayert March 7, 2022

thomas john cairney

A dumb brunette that is abnormally tall and is obsessed with soccer. He thinks he's so funny but he's actually not and he is very shy when you first meet him.

I think I just met a Thomas John Cairney today! He was super tall, shy, and good at soccer.

by TJ gives BJ's January 3, 2017

The Thomas Special

The Thomas Special is an action in which the attacker (the person performing this action) proceeds to fart in a bag, walk into Taco Bell and scream slurs and release the bag of fart air. This move makes the attacker banned from any Taco Bell nation-wide, but known as a living legend.

'Yo did you here about John doing The Thomas Special?
'Yeah man it was amazing, what a legend.'

by freakytaperfade420 January 30, 2025

Thomas David

Thomas David a man with a heart as big as his beard. A man who served his country proudly and with honor. He is someone who is always surrounded by lots of beautiful ladies. An amazing father who works hard. He may be short but has a very big attitude.

Thomas David is busy playing with his four beautiful daughters.

by jessiluvsslayer June 4, 2018

Thomas

the fattest but still loveable guy

Thomas has a small bolo or Thomas has a bolo the size of my thumb

by Imaztae December 23, 2021