A vest of nipples

The collective noun for nipples. A grouping of more than 3 nipples.

Wow! Look at those Guidos over there with their shirts off, it's a vest of nipples.

by dinky22 September 17, 2022

Noodle Nipple

A nipple that extends beyond reach

Oh geez my noodle nipple just got caught in the window. (Ouch)

by Renee Griffin November 11, 2020

Baby Nipples

An insult that makes somebody question what the fuck is happening.

"Go suck baby nipples"

by B. Nipples August 8, 2018

NIPPLE LIGHT

A low hanging light, with the appearance of a nipple. It has a centre dot, which give the light a titty type look. The nipple light was invented by sir Alexander Titty Totterson, the founding father of the diamond cutter lactation looters. The first nipple light was created by assimilating all 4 elements in harmonious ceremony in which a ritual sacrifice was made.

"He gave his life, for the nipple light." -Olivia Trottier

"My light appears to be like a boob." - Abraham Lincoln

by Rent a car place January 31, 2019

Fupa-Nipple

It’s an obscenely small micro baby penis. So small even, some can confuse it with and question why they have a nipple between their legs.

His fupa-nipple was beaming through his pants when we were ice skating today.

by Nikki Ash January 31, 2025

Udon Nipples

When someone has abnormally long thick nipples.

He didn’t get the role because of his udon nipples.

by rustyspoon August 26, 2025

Dick nipple

It's a nipple but with dicks

Hey dont let me suck your dick nipple

by 私はお尻食べる July 23, 2018