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snappy seconds

When someone sends you a saved Snapchat (caption and all) over a different platform, making it obvious the original was meant for someone on Snapchat and you're getting their sloppy seconds.
Taylor must be talking to someone else, he sent me snappy seconds of his dog.
by modern lexicographer January 27, 2023
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second-hand sugar

benefits that a person derives from a friend who has a sugar daddy
Andrea: Where did Mary get that purse? I though Brena was the one with a sugar daddy...
Jess: Yeah, but Brena is always passing along the gifts and taking friends on free trips. It's second-hand sugar.
by aep90 September 10, 2020
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Half Second Cousin

A second cousin that only shares one great grandparent instead of both great grandparents.
It’s complicated to figure out how a half second cousin is related to me.
by AntiCircumcisionMan November 7, 2020
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Second Thursday

When you have to work Saturday so Friday becomes Thursday.
I love working second Thursday. Not like I didn't have to do anything on Saturday.
by alucardeverlasting March 13, 2015
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Second Burn

The burning sensation in one's anus when defecating after eating something spicy.

i.e. It burns once going in and again coming out.

Afterburn
1: The habanero burned my mouth pretty badly, but the second burn was even worse!
2: Oh man, the second burn from that salsa had me on the toilet for hours!
by Emzi Mazem February 21, 2014
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Second Class Citizen

Unopinionated, Oxford Dictionary Meaning (NPOV):
A person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society.

Opinionated (For comedic value):
Someone who is so immature, that their rights and privileges are inferior to the majority.

If you are deeply offended by these definitions, go to Wikipedia.
Such examples of second class citizens are JackKing2K9

Person 1: STOP SWEARING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!1!!!!
Person 2: YKW? You are a Second Class Citizen for being immature

Person 1: OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU SWEAR, THAT'S IT, YOU ARE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 2357852134780680237726087280236721461374371422163235621460989058 YEARS, GO TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT NOW
Person 2: Go to concentration camp immediately, you don't deserve human rights.
by MarioFan171 July 24, 2024
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