damn, he’s sure something, but not something good. he’ll have you crushing, but you gotta resist it. he’s up to no good
person 1: i found this cute guy online, his name is Matthew
person 2: girl, you better get that Matthew out of your life right now!!
person 2: girl, you better get that Matthew out of your life right now!!
by milfmobile77 January 17, 2022
by Ostrich butler June 26, 2020
The sweetest boy ever! Who has the nicest brown eyes, that has the cutest freckles. They are awesome boyfriends, who always want a reason to be with their girl. Matthew's are cute, kind, smart, and warmhearted. They are so funny and have the best smiles that brighten up your day. He swears but it's cute.
by dountshopbitch67 May 19, 2018
The anti-fuckboi.
The first known case of a fuckman.
The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.
The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.
Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.
The first known case of a fuckman.
The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.
The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.
Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.
“Oh here comes Matthew, he’s so nice I’m going to introduce him to my parents this weekend, even though we only just started dating”.
by Masterplanpenguin November 28, 2020
A man with a small peepee. Addicted to gambling and almost always bets on 9/4 (7/1 cant be done) (650/9 must be blind)
(11/6 get the sticks)
(11/6 get the sticks)
by Allahsyriaalbashar April 16, 2020
Person 1: Who's going up next?
Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.
Person 2: Oh his name's Matthew. He's not that great.
Person 1: Yeah just his name says a lot about him.
by tetrislover February 16, 2022
by 1-2-3-4-10 February 7, 2021