January 21st

National Ty has to confess to Evelyn day

January 21st

by Chase1126 January 20, 2022

January

the most dry month ever aside from being the year that leads to a new year.

person 1: god i don't like january

person 2: yEaH bUt WhAT aBoUt nEw YeAr's

person 1: look at that

*tumbleweed flys by*

by rk092 January 15, 2024

No hentai january

After no nut November the real deal is here. Hentai which stays for Non real porn such as anime, cartoons ETC. In january watching hentai is prohibited with jesuses premission. You get 1 pass everytime someone posts An Hentai GIF that is someone you have no connection.

Simp:yoo should we watch hentai together

Simp’s girlfriend: eyoo its no hentai january

by Greenwhatsyourproblem February 15, 2020

January 15

National kick someone day KICK ANY BISH CORVETTE CORVETTE YOU SEE YOUR WELCOME 😛✨

January 15 is kick a anyone day

by cindydavis69 January 14, 2021

January 21

National tall Best Friend Day oh, tell your short friend you're taller

BFF: hello
YOU: hi shorty

BFF: what?!
YOU: it's January 21

by ♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡ January 21, 2022

Juvenile January

Similar to such events as 'no nut November' and 'destroy dick December'. This event simply entails that you are to nut, but only with other participants that are not of legal age.

I nutted in susie last night, she's so tight, especially that she's 14! all part of juvenile January!

by nandossucksass November 30, 2017

january 11

national euri day

Today is january 11th
YO it’s national euri Day!
Damn dude really?

by poseidonstoe January 11, 2022