Chip eating bastard

The customer at Jimmy John's who comes right before closing time and fucks up all the chips.

Employee: Ah shit I gotta restock and rotate chips again because of this chip eating bastard!

by the_game March 5, 2021

Paint Chips

When you don’t wash your dick after having sex and the cum dries on it.

I woke up this morning with paint chips on my dick.

by BeezzyE November 21, 2020

Chipping

When poor college students go dumpster diving at Frito-Lays Packaging plants to retrieve free bags of chips that have been thrown away due to printing errors, overfilling, expiration, etc. etc.

Cynthia and Elly drove to Jackson, MI to go chipping at the Lays Packaging Plants. They brought bags of chips back for their friends.

by eslaah December 11, 2017

California Potato Chip

Little dried chips of man chowder and pussy juice that you find stuck to the back seat of your car. Delicious with clam dip. Watch out for the BBQ version.

Don’t ride in his back seat because someone spilled a bag of California Potato Chips back there. You get pregnant or cut yourself.

by Masaj Marod February 9, 2025

Chip buyer

Someone who buys an excess of poker chips to fiend an addiction.

Zach is such a chip buyer, he paid $350 on pop slots.

by Beelake98 February 13, 2020

corn chip toes

when an animal's feet smell like corn chips giving them corn chip toes

ya my cat/dog put her foot in my face and she had a bad case of corn chip toes

by bananabean 1957 January 8, 2021

all over the chip shop

all over the place/ not in a good state of mind

shes all over the chip shop today

by user366764656787674 April 6, 2025