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touching my tablet

The act of repeatedly slapping the vagina. Then the clitoris.
Mike was touching my tablet last night on our honeymoon.
by Idk😰 March 24, 2016
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Touch of the tiz

Touch of the Tiz (n.) a term used to describe minor autistic or Asperger's tendencies in an otherwise normal person; very mild autism.
Person A: "No matter what we're talking about this guy always steers the conversation back to tube amps!"

Person B: "Yeah, he does get extremely fixated on whatever he's into. I think he's got a touch of the tiz.
by EdgarBraintree May 8, 2016
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touch muffin

When you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, cum, vagina juices to make a creamy muffin.
Tina: Bill gave me a touch muffin last night!
Atira: No way I wish I could get a man like that to give me a touch muffin!
Tina: Stfu Atira you ugly slut.
by dickscrambler October 6, 2016
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touching my hat

The act of delivering a message to someone by using double meanings and involving third parties or even mass media.

The message is usually covered by a supposed to be weird sense of humour and can have disastrous consequences such as destroying relationships, causing depression or having the career jeopardized by losing the job.
It is not unusual that the sender is that immature, villain and coward that if asked to have a direct discussion flees away or even claim a friendzone after the damage done through the prank done.
She was touching my hat while her fuckbuddy was making a parody of the love letter I sent her
by Sombrero Tocado September 3, 2016
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touchdown seahawks

Touchdown Seahawks is a phrase used at sporting events when the umpires or referees make the wrong call on a play that is beyond obvious to everyone else spectating.
Player slides home but gets tagged before reaching the base but still called safe. Guy in the crowd shouts, "Touchdown Seahawks"

In football when there's a questionable touchdown but the refs give it to the home team. Touchdown Seahawks
by TrappinGod22 June 21, 2016
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Touching Butts

When you and your significant other sleep in the opposite direction.
I'm sick of you, we are touching butts and going to sleep.
by FabricFresh June 15, 2016
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touch stubs

touch stubs are the things you use to grab objects. Another word for them is "Fingers"
Amethyst: Peridot what are these? *Wiggles fingers
Peridot: Touch stubs
by Hoi!Temmie #100 May 15, 2016
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