Sleeps

A way of counting down days to an exciting event. Exclusively used by infantile British morons who seem to think speaking like a 5 year old looking forward to christmas holidays (or chrimbo holibobs as they would say) is somehow endearing.

I can’t wait, only 3 more sleeps before I am off for my chrimbo holibobs.

by Onlyfaranginsaraburi December 25, 2023

sleep

Something that my body can ignore from playing video games all day everyday

a mother: “come on little Johnny, you need your sleep”
Little Johnny: “get the fuck out of my room I’m playing Minecraft!”

by The Gaming Canadian July 03, 2020

sleep

theoretical situation that never exists after the age of 10 in applied physics

“sleep? Newton said it was impossible” — a random organism

by November 29, 2022

Sleep

Sleep is when you close your eyes for hours and dream dreams. Everyone loves sleeping

Boy : do you like sleeping?

Girl : Yeah!!

Boy : I LOVEEEEE SLEEPING!!

by jjisntcool March 27, 2022

Sleeping dragon

When you have a stomach bug and shit yourself in your sleep and stay asleep through it.

I had a bad stomach bug last week and woke up to a sleeping dragon.

by Ghostfart April 07, 2022

Sleep on one cushion

Sleep on one side of your body. Has nothing to do with cushions.

I can't sleep on one cushion.

by Wewmagma May 30, 2021

too tired to sleep

Me right now, why do you think i am wirting this? Its when you are on your phone or reading a book and you are too tired to put it down so you just continue becoming more and more tired

Me:its 2:55Am! I need sleep but...i am too tired to sleep

by You_are_fool October 23, 2022