miss septembering

Adverb- While driving down the highway drinking miller lite, flashing the centerfold of a Playboy to passing motorists.

En route to our destination, we had lots of fun Miss Septembering all the cars we passed until we noticed the man next to us was driving with his mother in law who slapped him in the face for looking too long. Fortunately we did not get pulled over.

by Erbo October 10, 2013

September 1

September 1 otherwise known as National get fucked by a futa day is a national holiday somewhere

Man it’s September 1 can’t believe I have to get fucked today

by Bruhtonium August 31, 2020

September 21

National confess to someone day

Person 1: Hey you know what today is

Person 2: No?
Person 1: it’s September 21 so you know what that means
Person 2: Not at all

Person 1: I HAVE FEELINGS FOR YOU

by Burberry September 21, 2022

September 6th

National Become a VIP Day!

It’s September 6th… you know what to do

by skzlight September 6, 2022

September 29th

Embarrassingly post your sister day

“Hey it’s September 29th, post a bad pic of your sister and tag her friends”

by Cantbreadman September 29, 2025

September

No simp september. You cannot simp over anyone during september. Boys and girls.

Dude she is so cute
What are you saying?! Its no simp september dude

by tova_pmis October 7, 2020

September 26th

My birthday

when someone on September 26th turns a year older yet me

by robster the gobster December 3, 2022