Social Cancer

When you parents cut you off from all social contact and the cells in your feet start reproducing so that you cannot move, not like you could go any where in the first place though.
Friend #1- "You hanging out with Melanie today?"

Friend #2- "No, she's got social cancer and can't go anywhere"

Friend #1- "I hope I never get social cancer"
by Mellestophelese October 12, 2008
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digital social equity

A society's responsibility that all of its citizens are digital literate in the context that digital literacy is required 21st Century skill and society is responsible for the fair, just, and equitable treatments of its citizens. An extension of H. George Fredrickson's theory of social equity (that those in public administration are making the mistake that citizen A is the same as citizen B; ignoring social and economic conditions) but applied to digital literacy. Digital social equity ensures that a sufficient commitment of digital literacy resources be distributed to groups that experience discrimination and social inequity so that all members of society are digitally literate and able to use and access the Internet as an integral component of their lives.
The U.S. National Broadband Plan recognizes the importance of digital social equity through its recommendation of closing the digital divide and the goal that all Americans have access to broadband, be digitally literate, fully participate in a digital economy, and receive the benefits of broadband enabled information and services.
by MsSage November 29, 2010
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Social Justice Worriers

A person advocating for social justice.

SJWs often ultimately mean well in their points however they take it to a whole new level. These people are often overly sensitive and referred to as "emotional butterflies". If you disagree with what they preach, then it's a personal insult to them. They will get triggered or set off by anything that offends them in the slightest. These people are to be avoided.
(Note: Not all feminists are social justice worriers, but for this explanation, a feminist will be used to demonstrate the topic)
Man: Here miss, I'll hold the door open for you
SJW: Oh, why? Is it because women can't do it themselves? I'm offended that you would do that.
Man: Oh, I'm sorry (closes door in SJW's face)

(yes, this did actually happen)
by Garuda 2, Shamrock April 22, 2018
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Social Terrorist/Jihadist

(1) One who intentionally disrupts or destroys interpersonal relationships through malicious means; (2) One who intentionally or recklessly creates awkward tension in what was otherwise a good conversation or atmosphere; (3) One who systematically prosecutes a malicious design to make a person(s) feel as though they are isolated, worthless, disliked, or hated in order to achieve some favorable personal objective; (4) One who acts so outrageous so as to surpass the bounds of civilized society and common decency in order to embarrass, harass, or intimidate others in order to exact a favorable personal objective.
Dude, she just threatened to tell my friend something insulting I said about her when I was really mad unless I apologize for glancing in the general direction of another girl who was at the bar too many times. I'm in a relationship with a social terrorist/jihadist.
by Imparitor October 11, 2010
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social network hub

An individual that is so important to a social network that they consistantly check landline voice mail, text message and send email to their social network at the same time!
Bobby: I went to see Nadine about some work, but she was very busy. She appeared to be talking on the phone and texting at the same time!
Mike: She is the social network hub of her apartment complex so you may be able to catch her tomorrow with work issues!
by TopHud February 06, 2008
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Urban Social Entrepreneur

Urban Social Entrepreneur is a term coined by Mishael Israel the Founder & CEO of Urban Social Entrepreneurs in 2009.

It is an entrepreneur that comes from the streets of urban communities, sometimes called a HUSTLER, who takes his street hustling skills and combines it with mainstream business skills and becomes a success! He/She than decides to go back to the urban community with that same entrepreneur and business skill to solve some of the social and economic problems in the community utilizing non-profit and for profit ventures. The goal is to put profits back into the non-profit ventures to establish a sustainable social economy.
United Health Foundation is a non-profit that provides Aids services to urban communities. It owns a chain of pharmacies in the community. All of its profits go back into the non-profit so that it can continue its social mission of providing services to its community. This is a sustainable social enterprise that was started by an Urban Social Entrepreneur.
by misrael May 16, 2010
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Social Welfare Mobile

Slang for a Fiat Punto. Generally driven by knackers, scobes and boy racers, though most of the aforementioned are usually one and the same. As a result, they are cheap, unreliable and rust after a few years.

See also Honda Civic.
Fucking Social Welfare Mobile cut me off at the Magic roundabout.
by Snake February 01, 2006
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