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All the links are purple

When you've tried everything but haven't found a solution.
I'm telling you Joe, it's not possible. I keep searching but all the links are purple.
by Errangutan April 21, 2020
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Girl/Boy in purple

Someone: Do you listen to girl/boy in purple
Someone else: OMG how did you know
by Urbanwriter42069 January 13, 2022
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Purple Gay Gremlin

Kokichi of course! That little Gay gremlin is very evil. The only way to make him like you is to have grape Panta with you at all times. He also asks very very very important questions such as, "Do robots have Dicks?" If he asks you this, Call K1-B0 Over to help. He might call this "Robophobic" But make him answer the question. NEVER let him around Maki. Maki will try killing him again and we don't want that. His least favorite food is a pankake. Because you know, he is one.
I don't feel like doing examples right now so just watch out for purple gay gremlin bois :D
by The ultimate ✨Simp✨ January 9, 2022
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flying purple tacos

a perfectly innocent name for a broomball team
the flying purple tacos won all of their games.
by Eliza May Beth December 5, 2013
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purple rain depression

The feeling of being high and depressed at the same time
Hi my name is quan and I have purple rain depression. I just popped two and I want to kill my self.
by Dirty_Dawg December 15, 2016
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Purple-Man Theory

The theory first posited by Hym Iam (Yours truly) that states "If the Pareto principle applies to 'the ability to accrue influence'; then there will inevitably come a time where someone is able to accrue a supreme or vastly disproportionate amount of influence and use said influence for evil". Loosely derivative of pseudo-religious "Anti-Christ" literature and a reference to the Marvel villain "Zebediah Killgrave" AKA "Purple Man".
Influence part 2/ Purple-Man Theory

Iam "That's not true! Look at what Daryl Davis was able to do with those KKK members. He was able to get through the cognitive dissonance and get them to operate outside of the framework of conceptualization they had initially adopted."
Hym "That's just trading one framework for another. The act of adopting the framework allows them to forgo the 'reasoning' that is required (by definition) to constitute the expression of 'ego'."

Iam "But I doubt Daryl Davis has the philosophical suppositions required to constitute a 'Framework of conceptualization'. Anyone who is acting out the script of a 'framework of conceptualization' can (in fact) be reset to 'ego expression'."

Hym "Let's assume that you're correct. That's one anecdotal example of the KKK framework being reset to 'ego expression'. We don't know that it works that way across a variety of frameworks. We don't know whether or not they are falling under his 'indirect' influence so that's little more than speculation."

Iam "Then I guess we'll have to learn more about what he did to convince these KKK members to abandon their initial framework. He either posited a new framework (which they replaced the old one) or he broke through the cognitive dissonance and reset them all to 'ego expression'. But that's as far as we can get for now."
by Hym Iam May 6, 2022
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purple balloon knot

A tight, centrifugal pulling together of anal glands, in other words, a nest of purple, veiny haemorrhoids.
Kobus went to the proctologist for his annual anal check up, when he bent over the examination table, the Proctologist gasped with astonishment: “Wow, Kobus, what a wonderful, purple balloon knot you have.”
by Hog hog January 1, 2023
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