Crap noodles

When someone says or calls you a mean name and you don’t know what to say.

CRAP NOODLES that hurt!!!

by Ghost_person579 May 06, 2020

Noodle hair

When somebody's hair is blonde and looks noodles

You have Noodle hair

by Hdhdvxdg March 20, 2022

Noodle hair

The mop on top of ksi’s big head

Simon: man look at his noodle hair.
Tobi: fuckin noodles man.

by It’s me josh June 10, 2020

Noodle Name

A name that looks like noodle shapes

"I hope the noodle name that joined our squad can play properly.

by Kiwiguydude August 23, 2023

noodle whop

The act of whopping with your noodle.

Llomni was talking shit so I noodle whopped his ass!

by NoodWhop February 26, 2016

Nightmare noodles

When for whatever reason, there’s no light in the bathroom. And you're left pooping in complete darkness.

The powers been out for three days, it’s cold and my nightmare noodles won’t flush.

by donnybridges March 26, 2025

Chubby Noodle

When your significant other farts on your dick during anal intercourse, causing the skin around your penis to balloon out.

"I gotta fart baby! Pull out!"
"No, it's fine I've always wanted a chubby noodle."

by Dylan:) January 22, 2019