Masculine noodles

Instant ramen that is cooked strictly with a heat pack, hand warmer, or MRE heater to the point the noodles are just wet and hard but warm.

He was watching the board game eating his masculine noodles

by cade0mon June 16, 2022

Nightmare noodles

When for whatever reason, there’s no light in the bathroom. And you're left pooping in complete darkness.

The powers been out for three days, it’s cold and my nightmare noodles won’t flush.

by donnybridges March 25, 2025

Noodled

To have sex with a skinny white boy

I got noodled by Chad last night

by noodledog September 23, 2021

Noodles

Noodles mean nudes

Give me noodles.

by princess|babycakes February 22, 2018

Juan noodle

The Juan Noodle is a sexual position where the man and woman make eye to eye contact laying side to side, front of the body towards each other. The man inserts himself in the woman, with her putting one leg above his, interlocked like two noodles on a fork being slurped into the mouth of a Mexican cowboy.

We tried the Juan Noodle position, it was hot since we made eye contact while fucking in bed.

by hironakamura_ November 12, 2023

noodle glass

the most unfortunate event ever.

Jenna: Oh shit, what happened here??
Ali: noodle glass.
AJ: oh no, not noodle glass.

by anonymous March 4, 2021

Pool Noodling

The act of squirting water up one's rectum (like an enema), putting your penis inside that rectum, then pulling it out to result in a waterfall effect.

While I was pool noodling that chick, she shot chunks all over my dick and balls!

by Agergarth March 25, 2023