Noah

The hottest guy ever. Has a nice dick but always has to shit. He would look pretty in a wedding dress. He acts like a Kyle sometimes.

Noah: fuck examples

by Fuckit2021 August 13, 2021

Kev and Noah

Kev and Noah/noa is a couple that will be thought until the end

You:did you hear about kev and Noah
Me: no? Why

You:they will never break up
Me: it’s kind of a gay couple though noa also works

by November fools November 19, 2021

Noah Dance

Noah dance is a celebrity from wellington new Zealand. Known for his scootering, a sponsored scooter rider world renowned for his skill at extreme sport. Has a deep affection for Mexican midget porn, also has sexual relations with scooters. Likes to draw on walls, and kiss dudes. Noah Dances have a slight taste of fried chicken, and has a raisin for a penis. Has a history with jews.

“Noah dance is a lanky nonce”

by Lil boiiiiii April 18, 2022

Noah

Noah is the coolest and drippiest kid you’ll ever meet. He’s the kind of boy everyone either wants to be or be friends with. He has major golden retriever energy while rocking the sickest clothes. He’s goofy and lovable and enjoys flexing his car and ‘chilling’. He’s a caring friend and a loyal and sweet boyfriend. Everyone needs a Noah.

“Who’s that kid dripped out in Chrome Hearts?”
“That’s Noah, duh!”

“I just fell in love at first sight!”
“That must have been Noah!”

by Unknownseaotter February 12, 2023

noah smeriglio

also known noah smegma and noah smiggles.

wanted member of the italian mafia and will rape anyone he sees.

steven: noah smeriglio

by thugbootycalc June 16, 2025

Noah

Terrible at Minecraft

Noah steals your diamonds and armor in minecraft :(

by Bsksks September 27, 2019

noah elias

He is the most amazing boy in the world. He's the best friend and the best boyfriend you can have. He's a cute but also sexy guy and his character is friendly. If you now him than never let him go. He loves pizza and netflix.

Omg who is this guy i wanna marry him? - Noah Elias

by Germanysnextuglymodel January 19, 2017