Shoes

Why are u looking up shoes on an dictionary go to the nike store!!!

I'm going shopping for some new shoes

by Jrgshabeus October 15, 2019

shoe flop

1. The act of cutting ones shoe to wear as a flip flop.

2. To smack someone in the face with their own shoe, while they are wearing it.

"I couldn't find any socks but I found some scissors, so I cut my shoes into shoe flops."

"He was being stupid, so I shoe flopped him."

by Michael Burton April 19, 2008

Tard Shoe

1. A velcro ladden shoe used for special needs.

2. An especially dumb American Leftist reeeeetard. Often devoid of reason, and self control. See 'Special Needs'

1. 'Wow!He put on the tard shoe like he doesn't even need it.'

2. 'Did that tard shoe really just do that? No surprise there.'

by DharmaCoyote March 29, 2025

head shoe

shoe for your head

Hey! No head shoes indoors!

by Bojang Bangles September 11, 2020

Shoe Gophers

Toes, used in a way to unsettle and disturb those around you - probably outing you as having a freaky ass foot fetish.

Guy 1: Hey man look at that chick over there, damn would I love to get an up close and personal look at her succulent shoe gophers!

Guy 2: WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?

by CCGamekiller July 20, 2024

Patio Shoes

when your normal shoes are so fucked up you need to wear different shoes to go on the patio

wau my patio shoes are pretty old i better replace them

by patio_shoes March 14, 2016

Shoe paste

Liquid that emerges from someone's foot

Sally has been sent to the doctor with a case of Shoe paste.

by WassabiChild February 22, 2017