by SeptemberWasp May 31, 2005
Get the ninja bitchmug. the foot that catches or otherwise breaks the fall of something fragile from a high enough distance up a to break it. Cabinets, countertops, refridgerators, etc.
Person 1: Oh no your wine glass is falling!
Person 2: Quick use your ninja foot!
Person 1: Ok
Person 2: way to go man but you were buyin it if you broke it
Person 2: Quick use your ninja foot!
Person 1: Ok
Person 2: way to go man but you were buyin it if you broke it
by SilkyJay March 30, 2011
Get the Ninja Footmug. A man in the armed services that participates in a blanket party, which is the beating of another soldier at night when everybody is sleeping. this usually happens in boot camp if a soldier does something wrong that effects the whole platoon or unit.
Bill: do you know what a skivvy ninja is?
Fred: Yeah, i was a skivvy ninja in boot camp, we beat the shit out of guys that kept screwing up.
Bill: wow, your a badass!
Fred: Yeah, i was a skivvy ninja in boot camp, we beat the shit out of guys that kept screwing up.
Bill: wow, your a badass!
by mcmelonmaster August 3, 2009
Get the Skivvy ninjamug. A name given to individuals who go above and beyond the average skill for fingers. This name is commonly used to describe a lesbian's skill at fingering their partner.
Person 1- "So gurlie...I heard that you and your girlfriend had an interesting night! How did it go?"
Person 2- "Wow, let me tell you, that girl has got some hardcore NINJA FINGERS."
Person 2- "Wow, let me tell you, that girl has got some hardcore NINJA FINGERS."
by Shiggity-wah January 18, 2008
Get the ninja fingersmug. This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...
{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...
{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**
Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**
Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**
Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**
Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
by Mistress Jenocide September 9, 2013
Get the clumsy ninjamug. (n) A termed used for someone whose low attention span allows them to simply disappear at will, only reappearing after a determined amount of time chosen by the "ninja"
Pat: Hey John stay here I'll be right back.
~30 seconds later~
Pat: Hey Steve did you see John?
Steve: No, I thought he was with you.
Pat: Damn that boy is a damned ADD Ninja!
This term actually dates back a few years. Thought only to be an inside joke between friends to discribe one of the group, I left the state I was living in at the time. I moved to a larger city only to have it used there too. The origin is still unknown to me.
~30 seconds later~
Pat: Hey Steve did you see John?
Steve: No, I thought he was with you.
Pat: Damn that boy is a damned ADD Ninja!
This term actually dates back a few years. Thought only to be an inside joke between friends to discribe one of the group, I left the state I was living in at the time. I moved to a larger city only to have it used there too. The origin is still unknown to me.
by Greyn1 April 7, 2009
Get the ADD Ninjamug. by 00Mancandy December 31, 2009
Get the Husky Ninjamug.