Noah

He can be a jackass who punched your grandma, he can be a "nice guy".
He can even be nice to you, rarely.
But that all depends on if you want to be nice to him.

Guy 1: Man I just hate Noah!
Guy 2: He's really not that bad, you just need to get to know him!

by Man with a crown January 16, 2022

noah stew

noah is an absolute goof and loves to munch go buckets from kfc, stew is also the worst driver youll ever witness.

hey look theres noah stew, hes eating a go bucket and swerving all over the road

by biggoofmasterchief37 January 19, 2022

Noah

Noah is the perfect mixture of energetic and lazy. Most of the times you'll see him sitting alone or just talking with one person so you can't expect him to go over to you and start the conversation you need to start it instead. He usually has one real group of friends that he enjoys hanging out with and he'll put everything aside just to hang out with them. If he ever tells you "Fuck you" that's how you know he really cares about you. And if you call him short he won't hesitate to punch back.. or bite.

"Hey Noah seems happy with that one person"
"Oh yeah thats his friend"

by Lost_kid124 January 19, 2022

Noah

Noah is a witty DUDE and is good at getting himself out of any trouble he is the best looking person you know. He hates being annoyed and you know when he’s annoyed because he will make it known very kind respectful and when him and a girl make eye contact she automatically smiles because he’s just that guy he is also a “sleeper” not someone that actually sleeps allot but someone you look at and say you can beat his ass but then when the two of you fight Noah beats your ass and you remember it for the rest of your life.

Ava: Omg did you see Noah he’s so hot I think I like him just a little bit.

Sarah: why

Ava: Idk he’s just funny really kind and sooooo hot

Mathew: oh you talking about Noah I think he’s cute no homo

by Justthatguy21 May 15, 2022

Noah

fucking respond dry ass bitch lame ahh hoe tf smd

Me:*long ass paragraph
Noah: k

by itsbiabitch May 16, 2022

noah

arse so fat its bigger than a nuke it will explode ur face becuase you are deffos gay

Noah has a fat arse

by hot alpha male May 18, 2022

Noah

If a man could be beautiful, it would be him. Head to toe, Everything about him, I am absolutely in love with. He will hold you gently even if you don’t deserve it at all. He is incredibly loyal and intelligent. He has the cutest little freckles all over his face and prettiest eyes I wish I could stare at forever. He is the man you want to Fall in love with and keep in your life.

“I want a Noah.”

by Joechurro May 19, 2022