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Ninja Foot

the foot that catches or otherwise breaks the fall of something fragile from a high enough distance up a to break it. Cabinets, countertops, refridgerators, etc.
Person 1: Oh no your wine glass is falling!

Person 2: Quick use your ninja foot!

Person 1: Ok

Person 2: way to go man but you were buyin it if you broke it
by SilkyJay March 30, 2011
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ninja fingers

A name given to individuals who go above and beyond the average skill for fingers. This name is commonly used to describe a lesbian's skill at fingering their partner.
Person 1- "So gurlie...I heard that you and your girlfriend had an interesting night! How did it go?"
Person 2- "Wow, let me tell you, that girl has got some hardcore NINJA FINGERS."
by Shiggity-wah January 18, 2008
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Nipple Ninja

What a baby is called when displaying innate ability to fend off removal from the breast when feeding.
"Agghhh, the Nipple Ninja is chewing my nip, but I can't get her off!!!"
by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009
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ADD Ninja

(n) A termed used for someone whose low attention span allows them to simply disappear at will, only reappearing after a determined amount of time chosen by the "ninja"
Pat: Hey John stay here I'll be right back.
~30 seconds later~
Pat: Hey Steve did you see John?
Steve: No, I thought he was with you.
Pat: Damn that boy is a damned ADD Ninja!


This term actually dates back a few years. Thought only to be an inside joke between friends to discribe one of the group, I left the state I was living in at the time. I moved to a larger city only to have it used there too. The origin is still unknown to me.
by Greyn1 April 7, 2009
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Husky Ninja

A very overweight arabic woman wearing customary muslim atire.
Ohh man look at that husky ninja walking down route Tampa
by 00Mancandy December 31, 2009
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Skivvy ninja

A man in the armed services that participates in a blanket party, which is the beating of another soldier at night when everybody is sleeping. this usually happens in boot camp if a soldier does something wrong that effects the whole platoon or unit.
Bill: do you know what a skivvy ninja is?

Fred: Yeah, i was a skivvy ninja in boot camp, we beat the shit out of guys that kept screwing up.

Bill: wow, your a badass!
by mcmelonmaster August 3, 2009
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clumsy ninja

This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...

{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies
While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**

Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**

Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**
by Mistress Jenocide September 9, 2013
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