May 22

The day you get to slap someone head and say, “I like ya cut g” the amount of times their age is.

It’s almost may 22, you know what that means!

by Smart Italian 302 October 16, 2020

May 9th

The best person is born! He/she is the most amazing friend to have they are handsome/gorgeous and they will do anything with you to have fun and be cute

Person 1: Friends?
Person 2: were you born on May 9th
Person 1: yea ofc

Person 2: perfect sure

by Bochl October 26, 2019

margie may

Crazy bitch

That girl is gonna go Margie may on your ass.

by Sameebebad February 25, 2015

may 7th

the day mi amor was born 😩💍

Girl one: Hey whats today?

Me:mi amors birthday 💍 May 7th 😍

by ********* amor 😻 October 18, 2021

May 2

If you were born on May 2, your soulmate's name begins with the letter "N". You don't know it yet but when you meet them for the first time you'll know right then and there that they're the love of your life. You will fall in love with them very young and have a long lasting relationship. Nobody will ever compare to them no matter how many other people you meet in your life.

Person 1: Man I wish I can just meet my soulmate already

Person 2: When's your birthday?
Person 1: May 2
Person 2: Oh, then look out for people with the letter N
Person 1: Why?
Person: Cause he/she has your heart

by realspitimtellingthetruth May 7, 2020

mai-loan

Smoking beautiful woman who is likely vietnamese but grew up in Germany and also lived in the US. This background gives a Mai-Loan the ability to swear at you in many different languages the scariest of which is German. A Mai-Loan is likely to be one of the most interesting people you will meet if you get the opportunity.

After Mai-Loan yelled at the Neo-Nazi she got a round of applause then kissed the cutest girl in the bar.

by Amraspalantirthehighelven August 24, 2017

lucy-may

Female. Generally an ok person but not the sort of person you'd want your grandma to meet. Bit of a slut bag by nature but in general she's harmless. Not afraid to speak her mind so she can come across as a bitch, which can sometimes be true. An absolute buff ting looks wise, solid 12/10 and she gets all the boizzzzz even though her personality is as dry as the Sahara. Sends nodes quite often on snapchat

Girl 1: my friend was sending nudes to five boys last night!
Girl 2: she's such a lucy-may!

by simon789 June 6, 2017