Wonton Death March

When you eat to many wontons and have to walk home to the shitter

“I took the wonton death march home yesterday, I needed new pants after.

by Devilfromdetroit January 1, 2022

march 27th 2023

The day when the Nintendo 3ds and Wii U Eshops closed down forever...

Nintendo: We announce that the 3DS and Wii U Eshops are closing down forever on March 27th 2023!
Everyone: Why though??
Nintendo: Because uhhhhhhhhhh nobody uses it.
Everyone: A lot of people use it though!
Nintendo: Don't care, didn't ask.

by Stickboi__ March 28, 2023

March 22nd, 2013

The day My Chemical Romance broke up officially 10 years ago today
A sad day for music history and emos all around the world

Person 1: Why are you sobbing so hard?
Person 2: It's been 10 years since March 22nd, 2013.

by GeeLuver March 22, 2023

March 18 2010

if you are born on this day, then you are one of the greatest people alive. you can conquer kings and queens alike. you will rule with terror and can destroy anybody with a snap. you are the best person alive. You are better than everybody else.

OMG he's born on March 18 2010! we should bow

by Awsome huylol January 31, 2022

manly month of march

Also known as "Manly March". No shaving and no haircuts for participating men.

The manly month of march. The time to grow a beard.

by Mitch47 March 13, 2014

dachau death march

not a marathon u wanna be in

dude i cant believe i have to do the Dachau Death March this weekend

by thelongwalktodachau May 30, 2021

Must Masturbate March

An adaption of Destroy Dick Deember (it's obvious, what you have to do ;))

Must Masturbate March begins at 1 March lol

by Exfvvas November 4, 2018