March 31st 

National Air Max 97s day be sure to wear your Nike Air Max 97s

“Aye bro you got your 97s on?”
“Yessir you know its March 31st got them on 97 day.”

March 31st by Ball muncher March 30, 2022

March 31st 

Girlfriend 3 action combo day, everyone on this day must kiss hug and have sex with your girlfriend no matter what or when but they must do it.

"Today is march 31st time for the 3 action combo"

March 31st by DefinitionMaster0713 March 31, 2022

March-past

Walk past.

He march-past me.

March-past by ‌ April 17, 2022

March 1st 

National "Get Fucked Karen" day

She tried to unalive my dog so I coined march 1st as "get fucked Karen" day.

March 1st by Thatguy169 April 21, 2022

March 5 

Give your crush a hug and a kiss

March 5:hug your crush

March 5 by Urmom❤️ April 24, 2022

March 27 

March 27 is make the best decision of your life day.

Hey bish you know what day is today?
Yes it's March 27th! Can't wait to get with person that makes me feel happiest I'we ever been!

March 27 by fuccthisshit April 25, 2022

march 28 

People who are born on this day are the prettiest and intelligent people you'll ever meet. They are selfless and very kind, although, they are sometimes bitchy

march 28 people are cool

march 28 by Lunaricly May 8, 2022