A jizz

A unit of measuring a squirt of a condiment of your choice, With a thicker texture ie. Mayonnaise ranch or Ceasars dressing, although part of the dressing family a vinaigrette is not used in reference to this unit of measure,

Waiter this salad is dry can I get a jizz of dressing please and thanks.

by CoDizzle_11 March 27, 2024

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jizz piston

slang for penis

That bloke's got a nice looking jizz piston.

by m_step March 15, 2021

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National Jizz Day

National Jizz Day is on June 5. Just jizz!

Woahhh it's June 5, you know what that means? It's National Jizz Day!
Sir, this is a Wendy's...

by Jizzday January 2, 2023

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Jizz Shrapnel

Females with craters on there face that didn't come from acne, but from taking power loads to the face.

' did you she Dani's face? Chic has jizz Shrapnel all over.'

Walks face has more action than a WW2 veterans face with those jizz shrapnel scars

by Matthew Jewdock October 17, 2025

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Jizz-Tart

A Pop-Tart that has been jizzed on. Usually courtesy of a roommate or stranger. When considering eating a known Jizz-Tart, do be warned of the potential risks of STDs and/or deliciousness.

"My pal gave me a Pop-Tart for a snack. That jovial prankster didn't tell me it was a Jizz-Tart, and now I have herpes. What a card, right?"

by the_pieman December 2, 2020

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