January 9

If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :

Being offended by everything

Named Joel

Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them

God isn’t Joel getting offended like always today. Wait isn’t it January 9th, get him boys

by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023

January 30

If you were born on this day congratulations!! You must be a chill type of person and the best person to meet, you're funny, a lil crazy but everyone likes that and most likely your loving and want respect from people. If you're into zodiacs than you're an Aquarius (basically the best sign out there) also I'm pretty sure you look better than the rest of your classmates and you can never be called ugly without it being called a lie .

Person: "Hey it's January 30!"

by .imurmom.com January 29, 2022

January 8th

Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.

1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th

2nd guy: Why?

1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.

by Broken Eyeball April 25, 2023

January 24th

National give a girl your hoodie day

I gave a special girl my hoodie on January 24th

by Hapfuxurbandictionary January 23, 2023

January 15

it’s national tell yo twin u luh dem day
tell yo twin you love them💯💕

January 15…
tyrone:i love you twin

keshia:i love you too

by …untitled January 14, 2022

january 14th

jokes on you day

person 1: its january 14th, jokes on you my dad is dead
person 2: jokes on you im an orphan
person 1: damn dude

by 👁👄👁✨ January 13, 2022

January 10

January 10th, 2020 is the one day that you can slap somebody named Sadee. (i.e Sadie, Saydee, Sadie)

Child 1: "Wow today is January 10th! Do you know what that means?"
Sadee: "No, what does it mean?"
Child 1: "It means I get to slap you!"

by epic.gamer.fortnit December 21, 2019