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irish waitress

where you drink too much, punch the wife in the face and then place your sandwich order.
Oh man, should have seen the Irish waitress last night
by Blinksta May 24, 2018
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Irish penalty box

The act of sitting or pissing in a hockey penalty box
by texdab June 1, 2015
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Irish Wellness

Drinking a lot of whiskey before or during a sauna session. The change between hot and cold temperatures during a sauna session activates the circulation and thus leads allegedly to a faster alcohol metabolization. Practitioners of Irish Wellness have reported that the practice lets them experience the positive effects of alcohol consumption and alleviates the much dreaded adverse effects, i. e. the hangover.
"Sam's a two pints man, how can he drink half a bottle of whiskey without getting a headache?" - "He likes to brag, but the truth is he just does that during Irish Wellness"
by SamJay93 May 24, 2022
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An Irish whirlpool

A black hole argument is an argument that where each side can keep debunking the others ad infunum. No matter if it's big neither will back down in fear of loseing
"Men can't be lesbians"
"What about gender fluid people?"
"They're good only real men"
"Gender fluid people aren't real men?"
"I never said that"
"But you did imply it"
"I ment cis men"
"We never mentioned cis men we mentioned real men"
Ect is an example of an Irish whirlpool
by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023
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Irish Milk

Don't bother with Peter, he's on the Irish Milk
by JohnJoeTheGood June 5, 2022
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irish snoodle

When two circumcised men want to snoodle on Saint Patrick’s Day, they hollow out a potato and insert their dicks to vigorously tickle tips.
Hey O’Malley it’s Saint Patrick’s day, I have one potato left, want to Irish snoodle?
by Lifeguard Liz May 15, 2018
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awesome irish

The person who says the most corny ass jokes at the party that every body hates but then makes up for it by being badass as fuck
Did u hear what Awesome Irish just said, it's so stupid HOLY SHIT! Did u see that
by Awesome Irish July 20, 2015
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