poking the ham

1) Similar to the game "just the tip" where the girl let's you grind up against her vagina without letting you have full penetration.

You know that foreign exchange girl? Last night we got drunk and played poking the ham for two hours...Now I've got the worst case of blue balls in the history of mankind.

by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe March 3, 2011

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Ham

The over-flowage of your stomach. Some like to call it a muffin top or a foopa. Black people tend to have this.

Curtis Jenkins owns a ham

by edwin pilego March 3, 2011

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HAM

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Booking a HAM

by Lawine March 12, 2011

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pulling ham

lying, not answering texts/calls, pissing someone off, making up fake stories

person 1: what are you doing tonight?

person 2 :going to my grandmas.

person 1: nigga your pulling ham. I know your going to that party.

by 420f0rLIFE March 22, 2011

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Straight Ham

To Pull off a 1 vs 6 in search and destroy without camping, noob tubing or using any other noob tactic.

Guy 1: Dude, Chris just killed all 6 players in search and Destroy.
Guy2: All of those kills were legit, Chris is so Straight Ham!

by Wazikazi August 1, 2011

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The act of inserting the penis (or the ham) in between two girls vaginal areas as they scissor. Optional: To make it a bit more spicy, girl #1 can eat out the guys booty hole, or girl #2 can make out with the guy, or if you're a tallented group, you can perform both while performing the almighty Ham Pamphlet

"Bro, I know you're into peaking in on freaky ass groups who have crazy sex. Well did you get to catch me in the act of giving samantha and jenni a ham pamphlet?!?!"

by wienerchicken September 13, 2011

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