Fortnite

Considered as “The hottest flaming bag of the smelliest shit right of the Video Gaming neighborhood” and the worst excuse to miss school and lose your girlfriend. Why it’s so bad you say? Example from a few: It’s a copy of actual, really good games like Minecraft, Team Fortress 2 (I feel like The name was inspired by TF2, please don’t criticize me if not) Overall, Fortnite is Brain Cancer.

Joseph:

Hey, dude! Did you buy the new
Fortnite season pass?

Me:

Are you still playing

That cringe Fortnite? That’s

Our friendship is over!

Joseph: So did you get it or
Not dude?

Me:

Joseph: Dude?

Fortnite by Theory42 June 27, 2019

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Fortnite

A video game made made by epic games where you shoot and kill people like a school shooter and get a #1 virgin Royale

I just got got an epic spawn kill in the delivery room, like Fortnite

Fortnite by Daddy Adolf May 3, 2019

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Fortnite

The thing that ruined society.

I play Fortnite every day!

Fortnite by i is kick May 9, 2019

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Fortnite

A game for toxic eight year-olds and or anyone without a girlfriend or any non-vurtual friends. Also if you do make the awful decision of playing this horrible game, make sure not to let your “friends” know because that could ultimately result in you becoming the main target for all bullies, or any decent person for that matter.

Hey friend, wanna play some Fortnite?

Fortnite by UrbanBoz May 10, 2019