hobo dick

some seriously dirty, smelly cock either because he never washes it or because he has fucked/masturbated etc. a few times several hours before his next shower.

As Fredrick pulled down his pants to reveal his lethal love injection Gloria passed out with the god awful stench of his hobo dick.

by cannietellye October 9, 2005

dick-dabber

a male who uses one square of toilet paper to wipe off his driblets after he pees.

Bro 1: "Yo Matt dabs his dick after he pees"
Bro 2:"You mean he's a dick-dabber"
Bro 1:"Yea what a fucking pussy"

by Dawg1212 September 8, 2010

Almond dick

A game involving almonds being bounced off of a boner, into a cup or a open female mouth.

hey tom lets play some almond dick this friday

by wakawakacarlos September 8, 2010

Anita Dick

A woman's name that sounds like "I need a dick"

Hey Anita Dick!

by Not so innocent virgin May 6, 2014

Double dicked

When someone screws you over in a big way.

Raul stole all my weed then smoked it!

He fucking Double Dicked me big time.

by IIIXXVII March 9, 2018

Side Dick

For a girl, the guy they smashing on the side; male side chick

William is my manz but Noah is my side dick.

by Daddy N December 4, 2018

Dick Knob

Step 1: Wait until night time. When target is asleep, remove door knob from door.
Step 2: Insert dick into hole. Use stepladder if necessary.
Step 3: Knock. Wait.
Step 4: Brag.

Jerry: Totally dick knobbed Jerry last night.
Rick: Hah! He touched your dick!
Jerry: I even had an erection at the time!

by Megagnome August 22, 2010