cunt-box

This is a box of cunt.

Shake your cunt-box Fitz. Shake it like a polaroid cunt-box.

by Stevo Fitzimon January 22, 2009

Yuppie Cunt

(see definition for "yuppie" and "cunt" for literal meaning)

A yuppie 20 something who insults others simply by being semi-subliminally condescending, showing pity from socially and financially higher standpoint.

Person 1: Whoa! That comment was socially awkward and embarrassing. Who was that?
Person 2: My sister. She's a yuppie cunt.
Person 1: No doubt.

by Ohmy39 September 29, 2014

Cunt Washer

Someone who has such a low status in life that they are not just a cunt, they are reduced to having to wash cunts for a living.

uh, my teacher is such a cunt she's making us do homework over the holidays.... No, that bitch is a fucking cunt washer.

by Wicked Scorpion December 13, 2017

circumstantial cunt

A decent person who commits cunty acts because of the rough circumstances life throws at them

Shin Chang Won is a circumstantial cunt

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

Touch of the cunt

1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.

I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.

by BMFSF91122 October 5, 2013

cunt liar

the worst kind of liar you can think of; a repetitive, down and dirty - nasty liar
one that can never say anything but a lie
no truth ever passes through his or her lips

"If I have to listen to one more word from you, cunt liar, I think I'll kill you!"

by moonmaydn February 14, 2012

Cunt Load

The amount of liquid taken to completely fill one vagina to utmost capacity. Can often cause an uncontrollable creampie.

Megan: Wow, you came loads!
Kenny: Yeah, well over a cunt load. Sorry about the mess.

by shendo.kezzy November 8, 2011