cunt liar

the worst kind of liar you can think of; a repetitive, down and dirty - nasty liar
one that can never say anything but a lie
no truth ever passes through his or her lips

"If I have to listen to one more word from you, cunt liar, I think I'll kill you!"

by moonmaydn February 14, 2012

Urban Cunt

A person on Urban Dictionary who makes up shit words and tries to be funny with the definition

TF:DG
person:yo man wheres our booze that i told you to get from across the street

Fat Tony: TF:Dg

NOT FUNNY YOU URBAN CUNT

by krazydave June 29, 2010

cunt of a bitch

The female equivalent of "son of a bitch".

I can't stand him or that cunt of a bitch he calls a wife.

by mimmiemimmie July 3, 2009

cunts and blunts

greatest porn title ever

I can really use me some cunts and blunts

by rawr4me August 13, 2010

Yuppie Cunt

(see definition for "yuppie" and "cunt" for literal meaning)

A yuppie 20 something who insults others simply by being semi-subliminally condescending, showing pity from socially and financially higher standpoint.

Person 1: Whoa! That comment was socially awkward and embarrassing. Who was that?
Person 2: My sister. She's a yuppie cunt.
Person 1: No doubt.

by Ohmy39 September 29, 2014

Touch of the cunt

1. When you inexplicably flip out on someone for no reason.
2. Having a severe reaction to a minor injustice.

I can't believe your girl started screaming at us for no reason. She must have caught a touch of the cunt.

by BMFSF91122 October 5, 2013

cunt points

a tally or score that helps you keep track of what a total bitch a woman is being at one particular time. if tally/score gets to high u should lose all attraction to her, tell her to shut her face, leave the room, etc. (keep an eye out for the highest scoring wenches)

"hey...don't be...that bitch...racking up those cunt points!"

"(womans name here) will not let (guys name here) drink at my party, she is really earning her cunt points tonight!"

by bobmcbob420 July 16, 2009