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Cunt Washer

Someone who has such a low status in life that they are not just a cunt, they are reduced to having to wash cunts for a living.
uh, my teacher is such a cunt she's making us do homework over the holidays.... No, that bitch is a fucking cunt washer.
by Wicked Scorpion December 13, 2017
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Cunt Load

The amount of liquid taken to completely fill one vagina to utmost capacity. Can often cause an uncontrollable creampie.
Megan: Wow, you came loads!
Kenny: Yeah, well over a cunt load. Sorry about the mess.
by shendo.kezzy November 8, 2011
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cunt of a bitch

I can't stand him or that cunt of a bitch he calls a wife.
by mimmiemimmie July 3, 2009
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cunt liar

the worst kind of liar you can think of; a repetitive, down and dirty - nasty liar
one that can never say anything but a lie
no truth ever passes through his or her lips
"If I have to listen to one more word from you, cunt liar, I think I'll kill you!"
by moonmaydn February 14, 2012
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Yuppie Cunt

(see definition for "yuppie" and "cunt" for literal meaning)

A yuppie 20 something who insults others simply by being semi-subliminally condescending, showing pity from socially and financially higher standpoint.
Person 1: Whoa! That comment was socially awkward and embarrassing. Who was that?
Person 2: My sister. She's a yuppie cunt.
Person 1: No doubt.
by Ohmy39 September 29, 2014
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Urban Cunt

A person on Urban Dictionary who makes up shit words and tries to be funny with the definition
TF:DG
person:yo man wheres our booze that i told you to get from across the street

Fat Tony: TF:Dg

NOT FUNNY YOU URBAN CUNT
by krazydave June 29, 2010
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Cunt Ruckus

When a group of girls are standing around and one of them starts talking about something that doesn't matter. Then another girl chimes in, and another, and another. And the more girls you add the louder and more painful the conversation gets.
"omg sarah, have you seen my highlights? they're like soo cool."

"omg totally, yeah."

"wow, those are cool."

"i had hair like that when i was a kid."

"omg you know what happened to me when i was a kid?"

"oh, oh, i have hair too!! look!"

"holy crap you guys we have to get out of here... listen to this cunt ruckus!!
by jena bo bena November 23, 2009
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