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Chinese Chaloopa

The sexual act in which a man (or butch lesbian) goes to a health department, b-rated Chinese restaurant, and needs to take a massive spicy shit after. The man then unloads this torrent into the woman's pussy meow-meow, which is probably what he ate at the restaurant. Then, he eats and fucks the shit like the a little greasy stoner piggy getting the 5 dorrar box at 3AM at a Taco Bell.
Matt: "I might have just gotten food poisoning from eating a fried rat at that new Chinese place"
Derrick: "Nice! Try giving your girl a good old Chinese Chaloopa"
by Ninaleven June 28, 2023
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brady and chloe

Is when a girl gives a blowjob and anal at the same time as eating lunch with her feet.
Yesterday at lunch she gave an awesome Brady and Chloe.
by B_beast January 23, 2016
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my bbg chloe

The most beautiful person in existence. This person should be love and treasured by everyone. Chloe is a writer, and enjoys many shoes and movies such as teen wolf, It, maze runner, Riverdale, and more! She loves Daniel Sharman, and you'll always see her smiling, even if she's smiling as she buries Alyssa. Chloe will brighten your day and bring a smile to your face 24/7, 365 days a year.
My bbg chloe is so great! I love her!
by specialsunshine May 15, 2018
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Aloha.x.chloe

@aloha.x.chloe is a tiktoker who changes her username every month she has only 3.3k though
aloha.x.chloe is not famous
by aloha.x.chloe July 12, 2021
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Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)

dirty stuff. lots and lots of dirty stuff. even if u already *excited* he will still try and make it 100000000 times worse. he is an idiot. he will always try and make you happy and will succeed without trying. he acts as though he has a really big ego and **** but both are inaccurate. he shows insecurities sometimes even though there is nothing fr him to be insecure about because damnnnnnnnnnnn. he is so cute and funny and adventurous. hes so hot too, its distracting. his touch sending shiver and butterflies.
Alfie (in Chloe's eyes)
such an idiot

hot f*cker
i dont like u

god ur annoying, Alfie
i still love ur dumbass
by Alfie(duh) April 27, 2022
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Lilly and Chloe

Ahhh! Your classic Lilly and Chloe friendship, true besties right here. Chloe is always going to be there for Lilly, (even when she's a bit suicidal), but they know damn well it'll always be Lilly and Chloe, or Chloe and Lilly. Lilly will always put up with Chloe's boy drama and straight girl problems, but no matter what it's Lilly and Chloe against the world. <3
"Are Lilly and Chloe sisters or just really close?"

"Huh..I don't know..."
by Shh.girl.in.theworld April 6, 2023
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kael and chloe

Kael and Chloe are the PERFECT couple. Kael's black hair complaints Chloe's red hair VERY WELL. The two of them will get married and have 3 children and go on many adventures :)
someone: i wish i had a "Kael and Chloe" they are the PERFECT couple!
by marthaaaaaaa July 18, 2023
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