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bear long

To take a long time at a difficult task (popular in the east end of london) bear meaning long time and long meaning difficult...
ah man... dat task is bear long!
by nettou May 2, 2006
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Kelsey Bear

A very special person marked with an with a gift in artistic ability. Also a great, reliable friend. One who tends to not be able to handle her liquor too well when one has had too much. Overall a really good and fun person.
What is that Kelsey Bear doing upside down in that chair, flopping around like a fish out of water?

Oh that's just a really good friend who has had to much to drink

Silly little Kelsey Bear
by Get Some 69 November 6, 2009
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Big Bear

A muscular and cool chap who has a pure heart and enlightened mind. He’s confident in knowing that if he wasn’t already him, he’d want to be him. He has pity on anyone who is not on the same astral plane as him. He is an enigma.
I can only hope to achieve big bear status! That mofo is dope!
by Nun on the run March 27, 2020
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bear poking

When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response
during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues
by LMAO observer December 31, 2011
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Jordy bear

a girl named Jordyn that often gets called 'Jordy bear' by her Favourite person ever Harmony.
by helloharms September 9, 2019
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Bear Candy

Bear Candy: a big burly guy specifically attractive to gay guys.
Wow look at that mechanic he’s total bear Candy! I’d love to smash his back doors in.
by RolandTR808 November 2, 2018
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bear stick

an important tool finely crafted from hardwood as a last line of defense againt grizzley bear attacks. to create a bear stick go camping with a bestfriend and talk about bears until both of you are scared shitless for no good reason. then find a stick about the thickness of chuck norris' dick or 4" in diameter. continue to tell scary stories around a fire designed to keep bears and mountain lions away while taking turns to sharpen the end of the skinny side of the stick. a full beard and a lot of vodka is a crucial part of creating the perfect bear stick. if and when the bear stick is complete and you are attacked and have wasted all large knives and rocks by throwing them in a frenzy allow the bear to charge at you and at the last second when it lunges to eat your face securely slam the blunt end of the bear stick into the ground and aim the sharp end at the bears chest. the bear will fall on the stick and die and then the bear stick can then be used to cook the bear rotisserie style over the fire created earlier.
mike: hey man did you hear that noise?
dan: yeah man sharpen the bear stick faster.
by baerhunter May 6, 2011
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