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subtle asian networking

another group of asians on facebook. half is a space for old/new professionals to network and learn from each other. the other half is a collection of social justice warriors in tech + new graduates who confuse young recruiter advice for actual career guidance.
Hello subtle asian networking fam! This group is supposed to be about networking, but I want to remind everyone to take some time and acknowledge how victimized the asian community and people of color are in predominantly white communities.

Except the east asians. I'm specifically calling on east asians to take action due to the privilege possessed. S & SE Asians have also faced much more racism than East Asians on the regular. Black Asians also exist. That is the reason I'm not speaking to the entire Asian community, but the ones who have benefited the most from a screwed up system.

Anyways, enjoy your networking!
by enjuhneeer January 7, 2021
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asian ricebender

YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE
YOU WANT DAT FRY RICE MOTHAFUCKA

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by fucking cheating on someone January 22, 2021
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asian hibernation

The phenomenon of micro-naps in public places, prominent among high-achieving, over-worked, asian americans.
-"Did you see that trombonist sleeping on stage during the band concert?"
-"Yeah, that was some crazy asian hibernation."
by real_name_taken September 28, 2015
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Asian Woman Smothers Her Own Daughter To Death

Yeah how about your stop killing and fucking and beating your own kids you pieces of shit before your concern yourself with MY SOLUTION to the thing that is happening to me.
Hym "Asian woman smothers her own daughter to death... She was in the middle of a custody battle after a divorce and apparently decided that if she can't have the kid no one can. Tries to cover up the crime as a drowning. Based on what you have been doing to me it was probably the right call. Because the real threat to your kids is YOU. And what YOU are doing to ME and other people and have done to other people in the past... Is going to get your kids killed again."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
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Asian aspirant

A person who considers their ‘ecto-Asian’ experience as an advantage to innovate and disrupt Asian markets, capitalising on the growth of the region. This can be a second-generation Indian-American who can use their semi-conservative upbringing and leverage their Western education to develop a unique/superior perspective… or simply a white guy who can order wonton soup in perfect Mandarin.

This term was first used by emerging Australian business personality, Aryan Verma. He is active in startups, venture capital and high finance, and runs two global social enterprises.
Ashwin became an Asian aspirant after majoring in international business at the University of Washington
by user42355t6 March 3, 2023
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Asian Suicide

Asian Suicide is just eating a lot of rice and playing League of Legends 24/7 till you die
Did you hear how Bob committed Asian Suicide?”
by Asianisis October 29, 2019
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Super Asian Dash!!

These words are uttered when an individual begins to run as fast as they can because they just realised that they are late for something. Super Asian Dash!! is generally used by Asians but occasionally, close friends may also use it.
Person 1: "Oh, I have to go get my books for class - Super Asian Dash!!"

Person 2: "But there's still 5 minutes!" (sigh)
by YummySY June 1, 2011
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