Ham

someone who is ugly.

Me : "Shes cute dude."
My friend : "Nah bro shes ham"

by ilovemybloodyvalentine3 March 8, 2023

West Hamming

Next level geezer who's doing outrageous gestures in public. typically associated with football hooliganism and green street members

That lads West Hamming

by MxttTheLad March 13, 2023

burnt ham

When you burn ham.

The burnt ham tastes like a burnt ear.

by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023

gone off ham

When you leave ham in the fridge for too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off ham tastes like dead skin.

by Debskelly1985 March 19, 2023

hammed up

To be in possession of large amounts of ham.

Will: "I just bought a thousand slices of ham, I'm hammed up for life!"

by chesyon March 20, 2023

Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"

Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.

by Nellyburger March 30, 2023

ham sandwich

a sandwich with ham.

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i ate a ham sandwich.

by fjask;safjkl;fajklfjk;fdjkl;df April 2, 2023