A man that feeds off the juice that comes outa the anus.. and must butt loving you to survive. If they get you too hard.. They might turn you into a anal vampire. And your forced to go around at night to butt love everyone to survive..To repell a anal vampire! spit out your window and pee all over your bed partner and eat your shit.
How to kill an anal vampire. This is most difficult! You must steal his magickal gold. In his left hand. Then you most make sure to stab a stake in his weewee and his butthole. This should paralize him. Then you must give him a alaskan firedragon so he chockes and dies..
How to tell if your friends a anal vampire. First.. if he says he likes big butts and tight butts.. Second, If he talks about bleeding from his penis. Last, If he eats bananas. alot.
Btw, These are real. Females can be infected too...
How to kill an anal vampire. This is most difficult! You must steal his magickal gold. In his left hand. Then you most make sure to stab a stake in his weewee and his butthole. This should paralize him. Then you must give him a alaskan firedragon so he chockes and dies..
How to tell if your friends a anal vampire. First.. if he says he likes big butts and tight butts.. Second, If he talks about bleeding from his penis. Last, If he eats bananas. alot.
Btw, These are real. Females can be infected too...
OMG... This man snuck in my bed last night and gave me some butt lovin'... Think he was a anal vampire.
by God321 November 16, 2006
Get the anal vampiremug. That bitch sitting at the bar is a total anal dancer. You can tell by the way she swings her thick ass that she loves it in the pooper.
by Mitchie February 3, 2006
Get the anal dancermug. George: I hear anal pubes are the new Paki's - they're dark, they like ass, and they smell like shit.
Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.
Vishnu: HOLY FUCK! I wish i was an anal pube.
by erectism January 11, 2008
Get the Anal Pubemug. by billy bob 009 January 6, 2008
Get the anal archeologistmug. by eda-skip June 26, 2022
Get the anal virginmug. When a man/woman is usually on their hands and knees(doggy style) or sometimes standing up, and they get a big hard cock up their ass. Some women like it, and some women can't stand the pain. The reason some people like it is because they like the feeling of having a cock in the back. And guys like it because it's tight, and can sometimes feel better than vaginal sex.
1: My boyfriend pounded my tight ass last night! His cock was so big, and it felt so fricken good!
2: Kyle sat on Caleb's d*ck and slowly went up and down.
3: Carol got on her hands and knees and begged her boyfriend for anal sex.
4: Gabe loves giving his girlfriend anal, because he loves pounding her tight as* with his huge hard cock.
2: Kyle sat on Caleb's d*ck and slowly went up and down.
3: Carol got on her hands and knees and begged her boyfriend for anal sex.
4: Gabe loves giving his girlfriend anal, because he loves pounding her tight as* with his huge hard cock.
by a regular girl July 19, 2009
Get the Anal Sexmug. (N): Anal Blast; When someone is pounding the shit out of another's ass hole and proceeds to ejaculate into their asshole.
(V): Anal Blasting; the act of anal blasting.
(V): Anal Blasting; the act of anal blasting.
(1): So how'd it go?
(2): Well, not bad for a first date. It started out kinda slow, but before I knew it we were anal blasting.
(1): Awesome!
(2): Well, not bad for a first date. It started out kinda slow, but before I knew it we were anal blasting.
(1): Awesome!
by Anonymous . September 9, 2008
Get the Anal Blastmug.