Matthew Alexander

One hell of a guy, everyone should have a big matty in your life ;)

SOC: "Oh my its Matthew Alexander!"

Matt: *Walks in, wind blows through hair...(Oh wait)*

SOC: Faints *GASP*

by Anonymous041016 January 23, 2024

olly alexander

my little cutie pie cutie patootie cutesiest person ever u could pick him up like this 🤏 and carefully place him in ur pocket ☺️

“omg have u seen olly alexander recently?” “yes ofc he’s the loml !”

by ollyloml February 11, 2024

Russell Alexander Kitchens

The best kitchen company in all of the land. The guy called Jack that works there is a right hottie.

Have you seen Jack that works at Russell Alexander Kitchens? He's a hottie!!

by anonymoussausagelady March 25, 2024

Dirty Alexander

Whe someone sticks a fire hose up the anus and let's abit of water out

Oh I gave her the dirty Alexander

by DIRTY ALEXANDER April 3, 2024

en Alexander og Mikkel

at stikke af fra Sørens matematikmoduler

"Hej skal vi ikke lave en Alexander og Mikkel

by Dxwncn June 4, 2024

Joseph Alexander Martinez Is Gotoh (HunterXHunter)

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Person: Joseph Alexander Martinez Is Gotoh (HunterXHunter)

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

lucas alexander lim xi rong

Lucas Alexander Lim Xi Rong, also known as fake clairo lover who only pretends to like her song for claudia, is a rich 6 year old boy with leukemia that has wide rib cage, narrow clavicle and bowled legs. He also likes to spend a minimum of 700 rm on any games just to be better than his friends because he has little to no skills in life overall.

Lucas Alexander Lim Xi Rong is failing add maths, english literature, physics and achieve.

by ErrxrTheNOOB May 8, 2025