snoop cat

Trying to make original, funny jokes but ending up with the mass production of overused dank memes

John said his new YouTube video was going to be unique but the final product was filled with "Deez nuts memes and pictures of doges" .

He's gone and done a snoop cat...

by Memeoholic February 25, 2017

cat bite

anywhere you cut or pierced yourself. if accompanied by a glare at someone else, it means they did it to you. (not owning up to harm caused you by your friends is not spineless, it is loyal, and they would do the same for you. espec. if you were just messing around and someone got hurt)

"ohh this slash on my wrist? my cat scratched me."
"ohh this scar on my arm? (glare) my cat bit me." (my friend stabbed my in the arm with her pencil)

by lauren August 31, 2003

cat barn

A derogatory term often used to describe friendless butch lesbians who endlessly scour tennis courts in hopes of finding a partner.

It also to someone who has had the same poor haircut continually for over a decade.

Cat Barn's parents know that they will never have grandchildren without the help of in vitro fertilization.

by Apart November 13, 2004

cat lightning

Static electricity that comes about from the petting of cats.

Don't touch the cat... his fur is loaded with cat lightning.

by heptune February 3, 2006

cat juice

The pungent, aromatic nectar that leaks from a cat's eyes when you hug it too hard.

Fluffy is full of cat juice. Watch, I'll prove it.

by MisterStick February 27, 2010

Cat Call

Callin' out for dat pussy

"Whooooooooh, baby! Aye, how bout you bring your fine ass ova here and let me explore your candy land, sugar-tits!"

"Eww, you pervert! Stop cat calling me!"

by Hamburglurer October 12, 2015

Cat in the Wall

1: to have a cat lodged or stuck inside your wall. Often by the process of slimming themselves down and slipping through the crease or a crack nearby.

People with cats in their wall typically will have Cheetoh fingerprints on the wall. This is due to a sidekick trying to get the person out of a jam.

The best method to recover from the cat in the wall; is to find another cat, tie a string around the neck and put the new cat in the wall. This allows the cats to become friends and boom you are out of a jam.

"Damn I have a cat in the wall again Aaron."
"Don't worry MalGal I'll get you out of this jam, they have been following me around lately; where is the point of entry for this cat in the wall."

by Weekend Wildman's Sidekick December 30, 2009