crushing candy

When a man name Nicoilia Whipple chokes the chicken on the job site while getting paid.

Hey man where you been?!? -Response "I have been crushing candy in the restroom!"

by Billy Bronco Mooseknuckle March 28, 2019

Swedish Candy cane

When you finger a female on her period until you get a bloody hand. Then take your bloody hand and cum on her face.

It was that time of the month, so I gave her a Swedish Candy Cane.

by BananaPatch November 18, 2020

Sad Boi Candies

"Sad Boi Candies" is a term used to speak of antidepressants or anti-anxiety medications.

"Hey man, don't forget to take your sad boi candies before we leave."

"I got prescribed new sad boi candies last week and I'm feeling much happier!"

by Pseudonaime October 3, 2023

candy apple surprise

A sex position that involves sugar and syrup with apples

My husband and I tried the candy apple surprise last night

by anonymous May 11, 2023

candy cocker

when his third leg surprisingly doesn’t taste like battery acid

he had that candy cocker, tasted like a lollipop. must’ve been real hydrated.

by ponyspank69 June 6, 2022

Popping candy

Term popular in Reading for crushed amphetamines mixed with popping candy sweet used for recreation fizzy fun for all the family to enjoy

Person 1: hey dude did you get the popping candy
Person 2: ofc picked it up fresh tonight is going to be mad mate

by Ghost Cookie April 19, 2023

Girl Candy

Girl Candy is a term that just refers to any kind of drug. Started as a way to refer to Benadryl but ended as an umbrella term for any kind of medication/ drug.

Girl: man my eyes itch, I think I need to take some Benadryl.

Boy: ✨girl candy✨

by Trixie Mattel's laugh March 11, 2024