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Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018
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Jared Leto Special

A sexual position of controlled thrusting, such as while pressed against a wall, whereupon the man is able to paint the fingernails of his partner for mutual sexual pleasure and a great manicure.
You wont believe what I got up to last night, I met this super hot guy and he gave me a Jared Leto Special, totally love my new nails.
by Little Venice January 28, 2014
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Special Occasion Bone

When you are in a relationship and you are obliged to have sex because it's a special occasion (i.e. anniversary, birthday etc.)
I'll be getting a special occasion bone from my wife since it's my birthday!
by Jokeboy83 April 23, 2021
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Tito Nacho Special

Getting you dick sucked from the back while taking a shit..
this is usually done after spicy Mexican food.
the shit usually lands on the forehead of the person receiving the special.
I fucking gave this bitch the Tito Nacho special last night and she loved it!
by Carlucci00 June 8, 2016
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Anna’s Special Right

This is the right directed to Anna, and her unwillingness to learn to dance flamingo. And it says that she does not need to learn or be FORCED to dance that dance style.
Teacher : Anna, you have to learn this, just like everyone else
Anna : have you ever heard of Anna’s Special Right
Teacher : no, tell me about it
* 5 min later*
Teacher : ok Anna, you can sit throughout this week, and you don’t need to dance at the rehearsal in April
by Anna Millen January 13, 2019
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South Philly Special

The act of consuming a large container of Chickie’s and Pete’s Crab Fries and immediately proceeding to finger your own asshole.
Person 1: Man, this bathroom line is really long!

Person 2: Yeah, I think the guy in stall 3 is giving himself a South Philly Special!
by Tony DiNardos July 16, 2023
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Dirt Road Special

A no wipe post diarrhea butthole party (wet or dried). May include : Anal, RimJob, Fingering, and Face-sitting.
Even though she had the runs from eating week old warm tuna casserole, she was feelin' it. I decided to give her the ol' Dirt Road Special, and boy was it dirty. I was cleaning the crust out of my foreskin for an hour.
by KaxMlein February 8, 2021
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