cracker

A word most white people get offended by to show their white fragility.

White person 1: I don’t care if people call me a cracker.
White person 2: But you should because it’s racist!! It’s like calling a black person the n-slur!!!

by MinecraftProMaster567 February 5, 2022

cracker captain

An endearing term for Donald Trump.

Ayo did you hear Cracker Captain is finally getting kicked out of office!!?!?

by Aocstan January 18, 2021

Cinnamon Cracker

After a night of being stoned and eating nothing but crackers. Your poops come out looking like they got a cinnamon dusting on them.

Man this morning I nothing but Cinnamon Cracker's coming out of me. It has been a very rough morning.

by dr.Horny March 11, 2022

whole wheat cracker

Someone who is white but looks Latino or mixed.

"Addy? I thought she was Mexican."
"No, just a whole wheat cracker."

by eatingknees May 27, 2023

crackers

when something is so unbelievable. when something is so unfathomable. when something is really REALLY fucking mind boggling. that's when something is crackers.

person 1: we found out you committed treason, piracy in general and mutiny on the high seas in the Philippine waters, qualified piracy, qualified bribery, parricide, murder, infanticide, kidnapping and serious illegal detention and robbery with violence against or intimidation of persons.

person 2: thats crackers!

person 1: you are serving a sentence for 354 years.

by ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ ‌ July 19, 2021

Cracker Jacking

The white person version of nigger rigging, as in fixing something up in an unorthodox manner regardless of how it looks.

Person1: "What term do you use for a white person pulling a nigger rig?"

Person2: "Cracker Jacking"

by Godzilla2019 October 7, 2024

Cracker sauce

Used to describe how mad you are towards a living thing

“I want Those girls to become cracker sauce!

by Potato village May 15, 2018