Shit

Sit on the toilet and then look down. If you're lucky you'll see some brown stuff. That's called shit.

Dude I need to shit really badly.

by Ilikekilling June 3, 2021

pant shit

when you shit in someones pants and they put them on and it looks like they've shit themselves

"bruh did you just pull a pant shit on kyle"

by killagamer69 June 6, 2021

doo doo dinky shit

When the tummy grumbling and you pull a flash to the b-room and unlock you booty hole and deliver the doo doo and it makes a dink like sound as it hits the water

Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *RUNS TO THE BATHROOM AND SHITS AS IT DINKS ON THE WATER*
Also Guy 1: "Thats sum doo doo dinky shit"

by Prubz June 8, 2021

Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)

High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns June 13, 2021

shit pouch

modern slang for diaper

“3 year olds are easy all you do is change their shit pouch and feed them”

by cumguzzler92 June 15, 2021

Aint shit

THESE NOTHING ASS NIGGAS

boys aint shit

by Keke334 June 16, 2021

Uzi Shits

When you have explosive diarrhea, and it blasts out of your ass in burst replicating the actions of an Uzi (gun).

Man! That bar food gave me the Uzi shits!

Or

The neighbors called the cops because of my Uzi shits, they thought I was popping off rounds.

by TheWiseGuy15 June 16, 2021