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shit and smurf

what the shit and smurf was that
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Shit in the cooler

Joe got caught cheating on the wife
Yes he really shit in the cooler
by Bubba Gump Dan October 5, 2019
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Apollo Shit

The act of taking a dump in pieces, or a unique multi-stage bowel movement. Usually happens when experiencing a dry shit. Bonus points for 'splashdown' effect.
I thought I was done before leaving the bowl, but I had to return to launch position to leave another two logs. It was a typical 'Apollo Shit" situation.
by Canadia99 August 26, 2012
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Blue Shit

An insult used to say ''fuck you'' to the fans of Half life: Blue shift
Person 1: Hey i love blue shift!
Person 2: You mean blue shit?
Person 1: kill your-
by Azureh January 12, 2024
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Shit Country

Any country that has devolved into a horrible place to live because of decades of corruption and horrible management. Politicians promote extreme positions to divide and conquer the people, wars are permitted to rage out of control, and no one has the balls to stand up and put an end to the stupidity. City streets are dirty and unsafe for everyone, and nights are frequently interrupted by sirens or helicopters. All the leaders are gay.
Every day I wake up really angry that I live in such a shit country. I don't ever think we'll have real leadership because no one knows what that looks like, since it hasn't existed in our lifetimes. Anarchy blows, yo!
by Publius0987 April 13, 2025
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Hot Girl Shit

Originally made popular by Megan Pete, known professionally as Megan Thee Stalion, Hot Girl Shit is a statement gaining popularity in the last 2 to 3 years. Rather than being a measure of physical attractiveness, and not gender exclusive, being a "Hot girl" or being on some "Hot Girl Shit" means that you are exuding a level of confidence in your look and your energy that makes people turn their heads and say "Damn (He or she's) Hot as fuck)
Tori: "Damn have you seen Ashley lately?"
Brad: "Yeah. She's confident as hell. She's on some Hot Girl Shit"
by TheBeesCheese January 7, 2022
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Shit Weigher

A shit weigher is a person who gained notoriety through an embarrassing or demeaning act
Hey shit weigher! What's on your IMDB page? Nothing!
by Dabbletron September 29, 2025
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